Its the end of week # 2
And here's your chance of winning another FQ Bundle.


Bella Parade Fat Quarter Bundle Fat Quarter Shop Exclusive

To enter, leave a comment on this post. Tell me a joke. But it should be related to colors.

5 best ones will be featured on my blog on Wednesday. 

Let's share a smile!


50 Comments

  1. Oh dear, I'm not good with jokes. Can't think of any with colors! May I still enter? I love colors.

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  2. OK as lame as it might be...

    What color is an echo? Yelll ohhhhhhhhh

    maybe one more...


    What color is a marriage? Wed

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  3. Knock! knock!
    Who's there?
    Orange!
    Orange who?
    Orange you gonna let me in?

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  4. Hah, as I was posting purple coloured picture today and as an owner of two wonderful furballs, I can write only one joke: 'What's a cat's fav color? PURRRple!'

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  5. Here is a cute one:

    Grandma's Colors

    I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and she was always correct, but it was fun
    for me, so I continued.

    At last, she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"

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  6. I am not so good at this, but I found these on the web.

    Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?
    A: Blue paint.

    Q: What's black and white and "red" all over?
    A: A newspaper

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  7. What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. I was testing my Great niece to see if she knew what certain colours were, we looked at various items and she told me the colours.... when she went out of the room she said to her Mum "Doesn't Auntie Linda know her colours yet".... that put me in my place LOL

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  9. What is a cats favourite colour? PURRRple!

    what color is a burp? BURPle

    Yes, silly I know but they put a smile on my face :-)

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  10. -i bet i can make you say blue
    -what are the colors of a tiger
    "black and orange"
    -hah i made you say black
    "you said you could make me say blue"

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  11. A little girl was attending a wedding and asked her mother why the bride was wearing a white dress. Her mother replied because it was the happiest day of her life. The little girl thought for a minute then asked well, why is the groom wearing black??????
    and.......
    What is bright blue and very heavy??
    an elephant holding it's breath! :0)

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  12. Here is a cute one:

    What's bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.

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  13. The norwegians and the swedes have always told jokes about eachother, trying to make the other sound stupid. This is a friendly tradition and here is one of them:
    A swede came into the TV-shop and asked: - Is white a colour?
    The man in the shop answered: -Yes.
    Then the swede asked: - Is black a colour?
    The man in the shop said: -Yes.
    After a while the swede said: I knew it - thats what I always told my wife, we DO have a colour-TV !!!!

    :o))

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  14. When I started my new job at an art museum, I was instructed, "When the phone goes green, green, you pink it up and say yellow."

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  15. What's black & white & red all over? (a newspaper) ha, ha, ha

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  16. OK this is lame.

    What color are clouds?     white.    
    What color is paper?    white!  
    What color is snow?   WHITE!    
    What do cows drink?   milk.  
    WATER. LOL

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  17. not a joke as such, but when my daughter was small she used to say: I didn't do it on purple ;).
    Cheers
    Vreni

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  19. What's green but changes to red at the touch of a button?

    A frog in a liquidiser.

    Sorry!

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  20. What's black and white and red all over?





    a newspaper!

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  21. Attending a Wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the Bride dressed in White?" Her mother answered "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." The little girl thought about this for a moment and then said "So why is the Groom wearing black?"

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  22. A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
    "I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large election of pink curtains.
    He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
    The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches" "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman.
    "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.
    The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
    The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ............ . I've got Windoooooows!

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  23. What's red, and bad for your teeth?





    A brick.

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  24. What's a cheerleader's favorite color?

    Yeller!

    Lame, I know, but it is a joke about color.

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  25. *What do you do with a blue whale?
    -Cheer him up.

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  26. What is orange and sounds like a parrot ?



    a carrot
    (sorry.... that's all I got )

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  27. What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?




    A mouse going on vacation. (tee hee)

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  28. Hmmm...Color jokes...I've got nothin'. I tried to be sneaky and google "color jokes" but what popped up was off-color and racist jokes. Boo! So, i will just say:

    "If someone else wins this awesome fat quarter bundle i will be green with envy... Because it really is a golden opportunity... I mean, really a giveaway like this only comes around once in a blue moon...
    So if I win, i will be tickled pink!!!"

    Yay for fun giveaways! :) Love your blog- i'm a new follower! :)

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  29. Fun names of brands of paint: Match of Dunn Edwards - "Baby's Bottom"; and Myperfectcolor - "Enough Chocolate Syrup."

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  30. What color is a burp? Burple! Sorry it is so corny. :)

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  31. Oldie but goodie: What's black and white and red all over? an embarrassed newspaper!!! gougeonathome@charter.net (Allison)

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  32. What is black & white and red all over? A Newspaper!
    (The old ones are the best ones!)

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  33. Sorry, I didn't read the comments before I wrote mine! The one before is almost identical! Oh well, great minds think alike!

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  34. Okay, I read all the comments first and this one isn't really here, but forgive me if it is ... it's be best I can come up with and I so desperately want to win this bundle, I'll do it any way :) ...

    Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    Turquoise.
    Turquoise Who?
    Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    Turquoise.
    Turquoise Who?
    Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    Turquoise.
    Turquoise Who?
    Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    Turquoise.
    Turquoise Who?
    Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say turquoise again?
    hahahahahaha (that's me laughing at the lameness! lol)

    No joking ... thank you for this chance ... seriously!!

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  35. Why did the man at the orange factory lose his job?
    He couldn't concentrate

    Thanks for the great blog

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  36. What's White and Black, and Red all over? A newspaper. :)

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  37. Why did the orange go out with a prune? Because he couldn't find a date!

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  38. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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  39. What did the ivy say to the grass?
    I'm green with envy.

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  40. The first one I was going to do has been printed a couple times already. So this is lame, what is black and white and red all over?? A blushing zebra!

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  41. What's red, blue, yellow, and green - sometimes all at the same time?



    a bruise
    this is a l-a-m-e joke

    Thanks for the color-full giveaway

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  42. Not a funny haha one, but sweet ...

    What color would you paint the sun and wind?

    The sun rose and the wind blue.

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  43. What did the Cheddar say to the Roquefort?

    Why are you so Blue?

    ha, ha!
    I made that one up myself, can you tell?

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  44. I had to search the net:

    What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?


    Both crews were marooned :)


    Doctor,Doctor
    I Keep painting myself Gold.

    Don't worry its just a Gilt complex!

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  45. Now you see it, now you don't, now you see it, now you don't. What is it?
    -A black cat on a zebra crossing.

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  46. Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?

    Q: What's bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A: A carrot

    Q: What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?
    A: Dr. Dre

    Q: What's brown and sticky?
    A: A stick

    Mary
    http://www.quiltgenius.com

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  47. Q: What's a cat's favorite color?
    A: Purr-ple!

    *Would love this bundle!*

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  48. Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

    A: Purple.

    (if you're confused, you're blonde!) :D

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  49. I am the absolute worst for remembering jokes! I see that all the ones I know with a colour in them have been posted already, so I'm just going to say....

    What did the depressed ghost say to his friend?

    -BLUE!

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  50. The only one I can think of seems to be one I told my kids all the time when they were little. Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle.

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